Friday, March 5, 2010

Coffee's Perfect Partner?

So I got an email from Dunkin' Donuts today promoting this.
The tag line was Coffee’s perfect partner--bagel & cream cheese.

First off, that's a terrible lie. I daresay everyone on earth and, in particular, everyone at a place called Dunkin DONUTS knows that the perfect accompaniment to coffee is DONUTS.

I understand that it's about marketing, and pandering to the low-fat lobby, but still. Coffee and a bagel? Sure, fine, that's nice. BUT IT'S NOT COFFEE'S PERFECT PARTNER.

I'm just saying.
This breakfast duo reigns supreme. America's favorite coffee and a freshly baked bagel with cream cheese is just the thing to get your day off to a great start. Count on Dunkin' to jumpstart your morning with classic breakfast favorites that you simply can't resist.

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