Breaking news, the most important story of the year, without a doubt.
MAKE YOU SMARTER.
Researchers at the University of Barcelona found that "the caffeine-glucose combo boosts your brain in terms of attention and memory."
I say, we all move to Spain where obviously the IMPORTANT research is being done.
So drink up, my brothers and sisters. Partake in the holy donut. Dunk it in the brown liquid of joy. Your brain will thank you for it.