They were sliced up, cut into bite sized pieces, the pieces themselves strewn across countertops.
I could see them. I could almost touch them. But they remained just out of my reach. No matter what I did, I couldn't get any of the donuts.
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Inevitability
It was inevitable, I suppose. Last night I dreamed of donuts.
They were sliced up, cut into bite sized pieces, the pieces themselves strewn across countertops.
I could see them. I could almost touch them. But they remained just out of my reach. No matter what I did, I couldn't get any of the donuts.
What do you suppose this means?
They were sliced up, cut into bite sized pieces, the pieces themselves strewn across countertops.
I could see them. I could almost touch them. But they remained just out of my reach. No matter what I did, I couldn't get any of the donuts.
Sunday, January 2, 2011
The Year Without Donuts
And lo, I beheld before me a multitude of donuts, arranged on silver trays, plentiful and good. They glistened in their kind, the sugary glazed, the luscious frosting, the bursting creme-filled.
And I saw that they were good.
And I kept my hand at my side.
And I did not partake.
I closed my eyes and walked away, leaving the donuts behind me, casting them from my thoughts. For I knew that their effervescent purity disguised a veritable tub of lard and refined sugars.
And to honor my own sacrifice, to give some sort of meaning to my split-second decision, to make sense of my unexplainable actions, I declared that this would be a Year Without Donuts.
I will no longer partake of the holy donut. I will shun their sugary goodness. I will forsake the sprinkles of peace, I will close my eyes to the frosting of light.
I will be strong. I will give my arteries a rest. I will live an entire year without donuts.
Good thing I baked all those chocolate chip cookies.
UPDATE
The backstory.
And I saw that they were good.
And I kept my hand at my side.
And I did not partake.
I closed my eyes and walked away, leaving the donuts behind me, casting them from my thoughts. For I knew that their effervescent purity disguised a veritable tub of lard and refined sugars.
And to honor my own sacrifice, to give some sort of meaning to my split-second decision, to make sense of my unexplainable actions, I declared that this would be a Year Without Donuts.
I will no longer partake of the holy donut. I will shun their sugary goodness. I will forsake the sprinkles of peace, I will close my eyes to the frosting of light.
I will be strong. I will give my arteries a rest. I will live an entire year without donuts.
UPDATE
The backstory.
Saturday, January 1, 2011
Sunday, December 26, 2010
Saturday, December 25, 2010
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Birthday Party Conundrum Solved at Last.
I'm sure all of us at one point or another have been forced to make this difficult decision: When throwing a birthday party, do we get a cake or donuts? Cakes are the traditional dish, but who can deny the rightful place of donuts as the centerpiece of every occasion?
Thanks to Big Top Bake Ware, this difficult decision has been solved! Now you can make yourself a donut shaped cake of epic proportions! The best of both worlds!
Purchase even includes idea book for decoration and an easy fill insert so you can insert your favorite filling as well!
Best of all, its available at multiple locations around the nation, so you can easily go out and buy it as a last minute Christmas present without worrying about shipping! How convenient!
Thanks to Big Top Bake Ware, this difficult decision has been solved! Now you can make yourself a donut shaped cake of epic proportions! The best of both worlds!
Purchase even includes idea book for decoration and an easy fill insert so you can insert your favorite filling as well!
Best of all, its available at multiple locations around the nation, so you can easily go out and buy it as a last minute Christmas present without worrying about shipping! How convenient!
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
The Most Important Story of the Year
Breaking news, the most important story of the year, without a doubt.
Coffee and doughnuts MAKE YOU SMARTER.
Researchers at the University of Barcelona found that "the caffeine-glucose combo boosts your brain in terms of attention and memory."
I say, we all move to Spain where obviously the IMPORTANT research is being done.
So drink up, my brothers and sisters. Partake in the holy donut. Dunk it in the brown liquid of joy. Your brain will thank you for it.
Researchers at the University of Barcelona found that "the caffeine-glucose combo boosts your brain in terms of attention and memory."
I say, we all move to Spain where obviously the IMPORTANT research is being done.
So drink up, my brothers and sisters. Partake in the holy donut. Dunk it in the brown liquid of joy. Your brain will thank you for it.
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